we'll be swapping insurance details

[crystalmethod]

hi there underground. i am kid and i am going to be playing trevor philips from grand theft auto v. he's a meth dealer-slash-user who enjoys a ridiculous lifestyle of crime and violence and he will probably hit on you. sorry. in the game's AU, he's pretty much the same as his canon iteration, except now he hunts vampires for fun and profit (and because he hates them.)

since trevor's a huge asshole, he has an opt-out post at the bottom of this. please feel free to use it if you have to! and my plurk's over here @ corrosive, so feel free to add that too. i haven't properly been in a game in a really long time, but i am super excited to be here!

Comments

[alethiological]

(and because he hates them)

WHAT A GOOD MAN

hello kid i am kat and I hope you enjoy your stay here! Please don't hit five stars too quickly. May I friend you on plurk because I, in order to keep alive as a functional human being, require all of the asshole CR. All of it.

[crystalmethod]

hate. it's how you get things done.

hi kat nice 2 meet u, and yes go for it! i welcome asshole cr with wide open arms

[detectiveofthewest]

Hey there! I'm Tetra and I play Heiji over here. I have no idea how they'll get on but welcome and I hope your return to a game is fun :)

[crystalmethod]

probably terribly given trevors people skills or lack thereof

thank you though!

[mensrea]

T is such a fucking trip, man, in more ways than one. I'm looking forward to seeing the chaos he brings to the game.

HI KID, I'm Ash. I play Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf. Like T, he's totally human -- though he's affiliated with East End Pack and kind of iffy on hunters! Sometimes, bad things gotta get put down. Sometimes, overzealous hunters should get put down. HE HAS A CONFLICTED OPINION...

Welcome to the game! Super excited to have you here.

[crystalmethod]

aha yeah i was totally not expecting the thing gtav gave us in t. bless

i secretly love teen wolf i cannot wait for stiles and the Worst Hunter Ever to meet. expect the stereotypical "what the hell kinda name" jokes

[mensrea]

V was my first GTA tbh and i was very pleasantly surprised by the characters, so ia 100%

YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME FRIEND. i will throw stiles at trevor when you IC intro him AND IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL or awful, same thing really

[crystalmethod]

same! i mean i've played/watched friends play just pieces of the other games but none really caught my interest immediately like v did. i never thought i'd get invested in gta characters but they were all so good. so good

I WILL keep an eye out for your little shitlord 4 sure

[brightwitch]

Your sample threads greatly entertained me, sir, thank you for that. Hello and welcome! Hope you enjoy playing here. :D I'm going to post a CR meme after apps have closed, but in the meantime feel free to jump right in and start playing!

[crystalmethod]

watch out sylvia he has a thing for older ladies...........

i am glad to be of service tho trevor is ludicrous

[brightwitch]

oh lord no

...I think Sylvia would find just about everything about him highly offensive, haha. She's a classy lady!

[crystalmethod]

oh lord yes

c'mon sylvia. it's the meth chic.

[emotioneater]

These two need to meet. They'll probably try to kill each other because Cooper seems dead set on pissing off as many hunters as he can, but it still needs to happen.

Also, hi. I'm Shade and I play this vampiric pain in the ass Cooper.

[crystalmethod]

trevor is a dumdum who still forgets he's up against people with magical powers so THAT FIGHT SHOULD BE... FUN

hi shade!

[emotioneater]

Haha brilliant. Cooper's interactions with hunters tends to go as followed:

1) Meet hunter.
2) Antagonize hunter and possibly fight them.
3) ???
4) Profit.

[crystalmethod]

t's are usually similar but replace "hunter" with "vampire"

please kick his ass if you have superpowers

[warmheartedly]

Welcome to the game, Kid! I'm Melly and I only have Clara who is a really nice lady ghost who is decent and moral and doesn't partake in crime or violence because she has no hands to speak of.

Meaning sooner or later, probably sooner, we need to have these two meet because. What could go wrong?

[crystalmethod]

thanks melly! and oh yes. i am sure he'll be extremely interested in meeting clara. apologies in advance.

[warmheartedly]

That sounds so ominous. Intriguing but ominous.

So of course I'm super duper ready for this. Clara isn't but I don't think she'll ever be ready for Trevor. Let's do it.

[apolly]

what i've always dreamed of, a vampire killer living in a trailer

[crystalmethod]

c l a s s

[titanocidal]

Hi there, Kid! I'm Argus and I'm really happy to see Trevor here. I can only begin to imagine the trouble he's going to get into. If he ever decides to start running vampires over with his car, Eren calls shotgun.

[crystalmethod]

hi there! yeah, making vamps into roadkill is definitely going to be at the very least attempted at some point, haha

[viduation]

oh my god, all of my knowledge of GTAV comes from stupid let's plays but Trevor looks like he's going to be amazing... this is going to be excellent

anyway, I'm Eilidh and I play Derek Hale here from teen wolf, who will read hunter as concern but hunting vampires as totally understandable. welcome to the game!

[crystalmethod]

i imagine it'd actually be pretty fun to watch an LP of! the cutscenes alone are like... 8 hours or more ahaha

like i was saying up there i actually love teen wolf and i would love this cr to happen for sure... have another bitchy adult manbaby to deal with, derek

[viduation]

yeah it's made me really want to play but I should get through SR first... I suppose...

and oh my god that's exactly what derek needs.

[crystalmethod]

I LOVE SAINTS ROW which one......

[viduation]

I'm on 3 right now! IT'S AN ADVENTURE