+1 loser human

[catphishing]

Hi, my name is Joey and I'll be bringing in a nice human lackey for the Islington vamps.

He's been a supernatural nerd since his teens, but has been keeping away from them the past few years. He did a pretty good job, but now he's 30 and it's time for an early midlife crisis. He's changing his name to Oliver "Poor Life Choices" Hampton and doing everything he can to live up to it. Life's been rough and now all he wants is to hang out with the cool kids again.

If you want to hit me up OOC my plurk is technobabbled. I'd love to talk game things with all of you.

Comments

[stauncherhearted]

Loser humans named Oliver? He's a vampire lackey? Oliver needs to properly meet Nancy. She's from that there book by a stuffy old white dude about a poor kid who asks for more food. In game, she's a Midnight witch, sex worker and, as it were, a blood worker, too. So she regularly opens up a vein for vampires. So we should do a thing.

I also have Annie from the Hunger Games, who hates vampires, and is a Hillingdon hunter.
I'mma add you on plurk. I'm sheakespeare