An Unsuitable Job for a Fox

[detectiveofthewest]

Hi there! My name's Tetra, and I'll be bringing in Hattori Heiji from Detective Conan!

He's basically a huge nerd who loves murder mysteries, they're literally the best. Other interests include food, motorcycles, swords, and baseball. Oh yeah, and he's a fae in the Seelie Court. Specifically, he's a fox spirit! He's a sweetheart, though, and he'll be roaming around London looking for some good eats and murder.

You can reach me on plurk at Tetradecimal for plotting and so on. See you around!

Comments

[mensrea]

Japanese baseball, OF COURSE. Excuse him while he cluelessly ponders the fact that they have baseball in Japan, why don't more people talk about this??

That's right! He's just a dumb, normal human. While he'll be affiliated with East End Pack, he really doesn't even hang out with them. He's all over the place, snooping through all the factions, like a little weasel.

[detectiveofthewest]

oh I was going to say, Heiji's a bit... idk, on edge around wolves, so it would have been interesting if Stiles hung out with them a lot.

But yeah, baseball! It's big in Japan...

[mensrea]

OHHH in that case, it will probably come up, yes! What's wrong, Heiji, what's wrong with wolfies :c

YES please educate Stiles, he's a dumbass...

[detectiveofthewest]

Wolves are like foxes but bigger and not as fun, that's what's wrong with them!!

Plus some of them are touchy about practical jokes...

[mensrea]

JFKDLSFJDLKSAFJL well you know, that's a fair point. Werefoxes should be a thing, FORGET ABOUT WEREWOLVES, THEY SUCK.

Don't worry, Heiji. Stiles won't bring a wolf pack to your house or anything.

[detectiveofthewest]

That's good because he'd spend like a week vacuuming all his furniture, totally unacceptable...

Hairy, overgrown dogs that's what they are

[mensrea]

Heiji u sound so bitter, do u need to talk about it my man

lbr tho foxes are cuter............

[detectiveofthewest]

They are, pictured: a family reunion

[mensrea]

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE

the lil one with the black face I WANNA BOOP ITS NOSE ;~;

Heiji can u turn into a fox so everyone can pet u, I need to live vicariously thru RP for this

[detectiveofthewest]

Honestly he's probably going to get brushies from someone, ain't all that fur going to come off on its own...

They are super fuzz though, aren't they c:

[mensrea]

Stiles volunteers as tribute to brush his bro o/

[detectiveofthewest]

That would be adorable, ngl

Apparently foxes aren't an uncommon sight in London, either, so.