+2 spoiled jerks with mommy issues

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HEY THERE EVERYONE I'm Cass and I'm bringing in not one but TWO awful jerks!

The first is Balem Abrasax, a really ridiculously old fae lord who likes space, expensive things, and messing with mortals. Don't mention his dead mom or he'll go mope for a century or two. His powers are highly influenced by the stars (and so his his mood, meaning he can have some killer moodswings sometimes), and he'll grant your wishes but is often an ass about it. More info on him can be found HERE.

The second is Dandy Mott, an American vampire, spoiled brat, and huge sadist. He likes holding lavish parties and hunting innocent people down. He still dresses like it's the 50s and is obsessed with that particular era of pop culture (he's still in denial that Humphrey Bogart is dead). He also sings showtunes, but you really don't want to be subjected to that. More info on him HERE.

Looking forward to playing with you all! Feel free to add me on plurk at velvetevoker!

Comments

[mensrea]

WOW SO MANY JERKS, this is excellent news. Negative CR makes my world go 'round.

Hi Cass! I'm Ash, playing Stiles Stilinski of Teen Wolf. I'm not familiar with either of your characters' canons, though I'm dying to watch Jupiter Ascending because I've heard it's...one hell of a ride, hahaha. (Also the costumes look amaaaaaazing.)

Looking forward to playing with you too! c:

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Hi there!

IT IS ONE HELL OF A RIDE it's got bees and space dragons what more could you ask for

[mensrea]

literally nothing else, friend, nothing else

(this is the first time i've heard about a DRAGON in this movie and now i'm like 1000% more interested)

[eyeforaneye]

Hey Cass! I'm Emily and I'm going to be playing Sasuke Uchiha so dead mom moping solidarity. Balem, I got ya number. The star affiliation looks amazing; I want to see this so bad now.

Dandy looks just as amazing, I can't wait!

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hears german naruto opening in head

HI yeah wow sasuke has plenty of family problems too, looking forward to playing with you~

[eyeforaneye]

don't inflict that Chinese water torture on me

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here i am with my ninja clan

ninja clan

here we stand

[eyeforaneye]

I WILL FIND YOU

[megidoomed]

Nice to meet you, Cass! I honestly cheered when I saw your Balem reserve, because the world needs more glitterpunk fae with rad cheekbones.

I'm Skull, and I'm playing Aradia from Homestuck c: Gonna add you on plur, so don't be surprised if you see a request from elimyx

[entitles]

What's the point in being an immortal magical person if you don't jump in the glitter pile and cut diamonds with your cheekbones, really

I was excited to see an Aradia on the test drive! I accepted your plurk request too.

[megidoomed]

Exactly. If you're immortal, might as well look fine as hell in the process.

aaaa c: I would've tagged you, but I... couldn't think of a reason for them to interact at the time, sorry!

[detectiveofthewest]

Oh, a fellow fae :). Hello and nice to meet you! Heiji's a Seelie fae but I figure they might run into each other at some point.

[entitles]

Hi! Yes, they can definitely run into each other. Fae have to stick together (except those awful outcasts ew).

[brightwitch]

Do I sense a pattern with your character choices? They are both awful, A+, just what this game needs. Welcome!

[entitles]

Thanks for the welcome! And yes, there might be a pattern I played Joffrey Baratheon for a while too if you want to add more to that pattern wow

[nestinghabits]

Hello, Cass! I'm Meg, and I'm playing Clint here, who is a human hunter. He particularly dislikes vampires, so I'm looking forward to some mutual antagonizing going on between him and Dandy. :D

Gonna add you on Plurk, mine is @hawkdad

[entitles]

Accepted you! And yes, Dandy needs some enemies...